4 Women in a Mans Life

Posted: October 10, 2012 in Uncategorized

A little something for the guys this week… I learned that there are 4 types of women in every man’s life. This applies to the women a man is dating/ sleeping with/ talking to/ hanging out with or is friends with. Choose wisely boys, which one do you already have? Ladies, which one are you? Which one have you ‘accidentally’ been? Here goes

  • Wife

She is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man. She is virtually irreplaceable. The woman he loves the most. She will stay by his side through it all and he would do anything for her, make her life stress free. He will always place her first. It would kill him if she ever left.  But he will cheat on her with the boo until he is mature enough to realize that if he ever gets caught or fucks up in anyway and losses her, he will be screwed.

The wife is kind, faithful, gets along with his family, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, cooks like a chef and keeps a clean house.

Wife gets called 5-6 times a day, get holidays and weekends and public displays. The wife and the Bitch love pda…. This might interfere with the acquisition of a Boo.

  • Boo

She is always just as hot and Kind as the wife and has a very active social life. She has a good job and can take care of herself. She is one of your closest friends and she makes you extremely happy and is almost irreplaceable. She can easily be the next wife but only if an extreme disaster takes place.

She gets most of the benefits enjoyed by the wife, like quality time alone, anniversary /birthday gifts and holidays but that’s as far as it goes. The main reason why Boo is there is in-case Wife really fucks up, or is away, she can be replaced in a matter of days because Boo has been groomed to slip right into her spot. The trick is, she might not want to be the wife. Boo will leave you one day to be someone else’s wife, don’t get too attached.

Be very careful of Boo, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Bitch.

Biggest benefit of Boo…she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, Boo can come into the same restaurant as you and wife and your wife will have no idea you two even know each other. Boo is a master of disguise as well.

  • Bitch

Usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures, she is mostly the one that he goes to for that threesome or some late night head after the club. When the Wife is acting up and Boo is at work, the Bitch is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs. He can meet with the bitch for reasons other than sex, but that only happens twice a year and leads to sex soon after.

The bitch has nothing better to do than wait on the man to give her a call, she jumps when he asks. She is the easy one. Has a bad job, no ambition to move up the corporate ladder and will be trying to get your baby.

The drawback with her is that she is usually very loud and irritating; she feels entitled and believes she is the Boo. She will never keep a secret and anything you do with her becomes public knowledge. She is will walk up to you in public and expect affection, she would confront the wife or the boo to get your attention. So keep her at arm’s length.

This is the most dangerous woman, she thinks she owns you and will have no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wife (something that Boo would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about her;  She always seems to find out where you live and/or work.

  • Whore

Every man’s dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be the Boo or Wife but doesn’t know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is With his boys…she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her…he only recalls how fat her ass was.

The Whore only gets called in emergencies, when the wife is moody, Boo is on vacation and the Bitch is with her baby daddy. The whore is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys whore as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up.

8 out of 10 women don’t know where they stand, which is funny. It’s like the women who pick up sweet love songs, Like Beyonce’s ‘Love On Top’, and run with it like an anthem singing it the loudest. These women are the ones whose Love will  never be on top. They have no business thinking that song was for them in the first place. But who am I to judge, if a few whores and bitches want to run around believing that they are Wives or even Boo’s, who am I to stop them? Ignorance is bliss.

But on a serious note, girls, think very carefully about where you stand in his life.  How a man treats you or categorizes you is not by accident, he will only treat you the way you allow him to. If you are loving a married man and telling everyone that you are his girlfriend, Fighting over him and dreaming of starting a home with him, sister, you are his Bitch, at best. If he only calls you in the wee hours of a Friday night and you let him use your pussy like his walk in closet, you are his whore. He doesn’t even know your name Trick. If you have been sleeping with a married man for more than 3 years, Honey, you are his boo and I hope you are busy trying to bag yourself a husband. Don’t settle for number two. You can do way better. Stay real. Be selfish with yourself, you don’t need to be his Boo, Bitch and especially his Whore. You belong at the top, never forget that.

 

But well, whatever rocks your boat.

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